We are warming up... 🛠️

Every great home of football took some time to be built and theVARdict is just doing some stretches. We are aiming to be fit and ready for the start of the season.

In the meantime, follow us on X @theVARdict to see our early progress. Or you can view our posts by going to our tweets page.

theVARdict is football’s favourite satire engine — calling out clickbait merchants, roasting fancam frauds, and rating the chaos of real fans everywhere. We don’t break news. We break down nonsense.

From transfer fairy tales and dodgy “ITK” rumours to 200-character confessions from the terraces, we run everything through our own 5-tier rating system. This isn’t punditry. It’s penalty-box poetry — written by the fans, for the fans, with zero room for VARce.

Submit your stories, tag your mates, and follow the madness.

We’re just getting started, so expect more features, more fan chaos, and a whole lot more VAR-style roasting as the season kicks off.

The game’s gone — we’re just here to review it.

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